I don’t want nobody judging me. Give him a job. I hate when women cry and try to talk. So you don’t need pants ’cause your dick is out, that’s what you’re telling me?” As soon as his mom leaves— “Hey, come here. Let’s try this.” We’ve got a whole bunch of stuff. So if you wanted some juice, why didn’t you ask for some juice?
That’s my dad. Summary :"Seriously Funny" stars Kevin Hart performing in front of a sold out crowd live from Cleveland, Ohio where he delivers his hilarious and unique brand of comedy.
Get the heel. I said, “go to bed.” He said, “ah” I was so mad. My grandpop. You know when kids play, they just play. Set up an evening for myself, you gonna come back all fast. Recorded live at the Allen Theater, Cleveland, Ohio, STANLEY KUBRICK: THE ROLLING STONE INTERVIEW (1987), AMY SCHUMER: LIVE AT THE APOLLO (2015) – Full Transcript. Nobody knows you have stretch marks.” “Whatever!” Y’all crazy, man. Netflix and third parties use cookies and similar technologies on this website to collect information about your browsing activities which we use to analyse your use of the website, to personalise our services and to customise our online advertisements. My family threw him on me, man. I tried to run it off. I won’t.
Give it to me. I can’t stand that shit.
I didn’t want to know. I’m about to find out whose dick it was. Cold as shit out this bitch, ain’t it? I didn’t see it, I heard it. Let me tell you something. All day, every day. Your nose is in the way. I get mad fast. BEEP! 15 years. I think the guy who won say that. Wayne, my security guard— Wayne got a real big stomach. We don’t have time. I told you to keep it down.
Kill us both!” “Hey. Everybody can’t be a thug. Now you want a sip of my juice, fuck around, take a double sip, I’m left with a little ass sip ’cause your over-thirsty ass want to take a double sip.
He was hype as shit. We both in the car. No, she didn’t. I wake up, get dressed.
He was like, “what?” I said, “look, man. Watch Full Version The Day After Tomorrow Online Backspace. It means a point that you will never go above. “Look look look look look look look.
I’m just smart. Get up.” “I didn’t know. “Hey, babe.
Then get an attitude with me when I get him out. We don’t.
I see some of y’all lookin’ at me with attitude. He got in the oven. I had nothing to do with that. I didn’t know what to do. They’re gonna follow suit. Give it to me. Out of nowhere, I hear a loud bang. * We gettin’ it in, right? Look, it’s always something stupid. Hey, listen. Put on my pants and my shirt. Y’all ain’t supposed to have snow out here. I could tell how old he was by the way he cussed at me. Then I hid my ladder.
That’s my dad. Summary :"Seriously Funny" stars Kevin Hart performing in front of a sold out crowd live from Cleveland, Ohio where he delivers his hilarious and unique brand of comedy.
Get the heel. I said, “go to bed.” He said, “ah” I was so mad. My grandpop. You know when kids play, they just play. Set up an evening for myself, you gonna come back all fast. Recorded live at the Allen Theater, Cleveland, Ohio, STANLEY KUBRICK: THE ROLLING STONE INTERVIEW (1987), AMY SCHUMER: LIVE AT THE APOLLO (2015) – Full Transcript. Nobody knows you have stretch marks.” “Whatever!” Y’all crazy, man. Netflix and third parties use cookies and similar technologies on this website to collect information about your browsing activities which we use to analyse your use of the website, to personalise our services and to customise our online advertisements. My family threw him on me, man. I tried to run it off. I won’t.
Give it to me. I can’t stand that shit.
I didn’t want to know. I’m about to find out whose dick it was. Cold as shit out this bitch, ain’t it? I didn’t see it, I heard it. Let me tell you something. All day, every day. Your nose is in the way. I get mad fast. BEEP! 15 years. I think the guy who won say that. Wayne, my security guard— Wayne got a real big stomach. We don’t have time. I told you to keep it down.
Kill us both!” “Hey. Everybody can’t be a thug. Now you want a sip of my juice, fuck around, take a double sip, I’m left with a little ass sip ’cause your over-thirsty ass want to take a double sip.
He was hype as shit. We both in the car. No, she didn’t. I wake up, get dressed.
He was like, “what?” I said, “look, man. Watch Full Version The Day After Tomorrow Online Backspace. It means a point that you will never go above. “Look look look look look look look.
I’m just smart. Get up.” “I didn’t know. “Hey, babe.
Then get an attitude with me when I get him out. We don’t.
I see some of y’all lookin’ at me with attitude. He got in the oven. I had nothing to do with that. I didn’t know what to do. They’re gonna follow suit. Give it to me. Out of nowhere, I hear a loud bang. * We gettin’ it in, right? Look, it’s always something stupid. Hey, listen. Put on my pants and my shirt. Y’all ain’t supposed to have snow out here. I could tell how old he was by the way he cussed at me. Then I hid my ladder.
That’s my dad. Summary :"Seriously Funny" stars Kevin Hart performing in front of a sold out crowd live from Cleveland, Ohio where he delivers his hilarious and unique brand of comedy.
Get the heel. I said, “go to bed.” He said, “ah” I was so mad. My grandpop. You know when kids play, they just play. Set up an evening for myself, you gonna come back all fast. Recorded live at the Allen Theater, Cleveland, Ohio, STANLEY KUBRICK: THE ROLLING STONE INTERVIEW (1987), AMY SCHUMER: LIVE AT THE APOLLO (2015) – Full Transcript. Nobody knows you have stretch marks.” “Whatever!” Y’all crazy, man. Netflix and third parties use cookies and similar technologies on this website to collect information about your browsing activities which we use to analyse your use of the website, to personalise our services and to customise our online advertisements. My family threw him on me, man. I tried to run it off. I won’t.
Give it to me. I can’t stand that shit.
I didn’t want to know. I’m about to find out whose dick it was. Cold as shit out this bitch, ain’t it? I didn’t see it, I heard it. Let me tell you something. All day, every day. Your nose is in the way. I get mad fast. BEEP! 15 years. I think the guy who won say that. Wayne, my security guard— Wayne got a real big stomach. We don’t have time. I told you to keep it down.
Kill us both!” “Hey. Everybody can’t be a thug. Now you want a sip of my juice, fuck around, take a double sip, I’m left with a little ass sip ’cause your over-thirsty ass want to take a double sip.
He was hype as shit. We both in the car. No, she didn’t. I wake up, get dressed.
He was like, “what?” I said, “look, man. Watch Full Version The Day After Tomorrow Online Backspace. It means a point that you will never go above. “Look look look look look look look.
I’m just smart. Get up.” “I didn’t know. “Hey, babe.
Then get an attitude with me when I get him out. We don’t.
I see some of y’all lookin’ at me with attitude. He got in the oven. I had nothing to do with that. I didn’t know what to do. They’re gonna follow suit. Give it to me. Out of nowhere, I hear a loud bang. * We gettin’ it in, right? Look, it’s always something stupid. Hey, listen. Put on my pants and my shirt. Y’all ain’t supposed to have snow out here. I could tell how old he was by the way he cussed at me. Then I hid my ladder.
That’s my dad. Summary :"Seriously Funny" stars Kevin Hart performing in front of a sold out crowd live from Cleveland, Ohio where he delivers his hilarious and unique brand of comedy.
Get the heel. I said, “go to bed.” He said, “ah” I was so mad. My grandpop. You know when kids play, they just play. Set up an evening for myself, you gonna come back all fast. Recorded live at the Allen Theater, Cleveland, Ohio, STANLEY KUBRICK: THE ROLLING STONE INTERVIEW (1987), AMY SCHUMER: LIVE AT THE APOLLO (2015) – Full Transcript. Nobody knows you have stretch marks.” “Whatever!” Y’all crazy, man. Netflix and third parties use cookies and similar technologies on this website to collect information about your browsing activities which we use to analyse your use of the website, to personalise our services and to customise our online advertisements. My family threw him on me, man. I tried to run it off. I won’t.
Give it to me. I can’t stand that shit.
I didn’t want to know. I’m about to find out whose dick it was. Cold as shit out this bitch, ain’t it? I didn’t see it, I heard it. Let me tell you something. All day, every day. Your nose is in the way. I get mad fast. BEEP! 15 years. I think the guy who won say that. Wayne, my security guard— Wayne got a real big stomach. We don’t have time. I told you to keep it down.
Kill us both!” “Hey. Everybody can’t be a thug. Now you want a sip of my juice, fuck around, take a double sip, I’m left with a little ass sip ’cause your over-thirsty ass want to take a double sip.
He was hype as shit. We both in the car. No, she didn’t. I wake up, get dressed.
He was like, “what?” I said, “look, man. Watch Full Version The Day After Tomorrow Online Backspace. It means a point that you will never go above. “Look look look look look look look.
I’m just smart. Get up.” “I didn’t know. “Hey, babe.
Then get an attitude with me when I get him out. We don’t.
I see some of y’all lookin’ at me with attitude. He got in the oven. I had nothing to do with that. I didn’t know what to do. They’re gonna follow suit. Give it to me. Out of nowhere, I hear a loud bang. * We gettin’ it in, right? Look, it’s always something stupid. Hey, listen. Put on my pants and my shirt. Y’all ain’t supposed to have snow out here. I could tell how old he was by the way he cussed at me. Then I hid my ladder.
That’s my dad. Summary :"Seriously Funny" stars Kevin Hart performing in front of a sold out crowd live from Cleveland, Ohio where he delivers his hilarious and unique brand of comedy.
Get the heel. I said, “go to bed.” He said, “ah” I was so mad. My grandpop. You know when kids play, they just play. Set up an evening for myself, you gonna come back all fast. Recorded live at the Allen Theater, Cleveland, Ohio, STANLEY KUBRICK: THE ROLLING STONE INTERVIEW (1987), AMY SCHUMER: LIVE AT THE APOLLO (2015) – Full Transcript. Nobody knows you have stretch marks.” “Whatever!” Y’all crazy, man. Netflix and third parties use cookies and similar technologies on this website to collect information about your browsing activities which we use to analyse your use of the website, to personalise our services and to customise our online advertisements. My family threw him on me, man. I tried to run it off. I won’t.
Give it to me. I can’t stand that shit.
I didn’t want to know. I’m about to find out whose dick it was. Cold as shit out this bitch, ain’t it? I didn’t see it, I heard it. Let me tell you something. All day, every day. Your nose is in the way. I get mad fast. BEEP! 15 years. I think the guy who won say that. Wayne, my security guard— Wayne got a real big stomach. We don’t have time. I told you to keep it down.
Kill us both!” “Hey. Everybody can’t be a thug. Now you want a sip of my juice, fuck around, take a double sip, I’m left with a little ass sip ’cause your over-thirsty ass want to take a double sip.
He was hype as shit. We both in the car. No, she didn’t. I wake up, get dressed.
He was like, “what?” I said, “look, man. Watch Full Version The Day After Tomorrow Online Backspace. It means a point that you will never go above. “Look look look look look look look.
I’m just smart. Get up.” “I didn’t know. “Hey, babe.
Then get an attitude with me when I get him out. We don’t.
I see some of y’all lookin’ at me with attitude. He got in the oven. I had nothing to do with that. I didn’t know what to do. They’re gonna follow suit. Give it to me. Out of nowhere, I hear a loud bang. * We gettin’ it in, right? Look, it’s always something stupid. Hey, listen. Put on my pants and my shirt. Y’all ain’t supposed to have snow out here. I could tell how old he was by the way he cussed at me. Then I hid my ladder.
That’s my dad. Summary :"Seriously Funny" stars Kevin Hart performing in front of a sold out crowd live from Cleveland, Ohio where he delivers his hilarious and unique brand of comedy.
Get the heel. I said, “go to bed.” He said, “ah” I was so mad. My grandpop. You know when kids play, they just play. Set up an evening for myself, you gonna come back all fast. Recorded live at the Allen Theater, Cleveland, Ohio, STANLEY KUBRICK: THE ROLLING STONE INTERVIEW (1987), AMY SCHUMER: LIVE AT THE APOLLO (2015) – Full Transcript. Nobody knows you have stretch marks.” “Whatever!” Y’all crazy, man. Netflix and third parties use cookies and similar technologies on this website to collect information about your browsing activities which we use to analyse your use of the website, to personalise our services and to customise our online advertisements. My family threw him on me, man. I tried to run it off. I won’t.
Give it to me. I can’t stand that shit.
I didn’t want to know. I’m about to find out whose dick it was. Cold as shit out this bitch, ain’t it? I didn’t see it, I heard it. Let me tell you something. All day, every day. Your nose is in the way. I get mad fast. BEEP! 15 years. I think the guy who won say that. Wayne, my security guard— Wayne got a real big stomach. We don’t have time. I told you to keep it down.
Kill us both!” “Hey. Everybody can’t be a thug. Now you want a sip of my juice, fuck around, take a double sip, I’m left with a little ass sip ’cause your over-thirsty ass want to take a double sip.
He was hype as shit. We both in the car. No, she didn’t. I wake up, get dressed.
He was like, “what?” I said, “look, man. Watch Full Version The Day After Tomorrow Online Backspace. It means a point that you will never go above. “Look look look look look look look.
I’m just smart. Get up.” “I didn’t know. “Hey, babe.
Then get an attitude with me when I get him out. We don’t.
I see some of y’all lookin’ at me with attitude. He got in the oven. I had nothing to do with that. I didn’t know what to do. They’re gonna follow suit. Give it to me. Out of nowhere, I hear a loud bang. * We gettin’ it in, right? Look, it’s always something stupid. Hey, listen. Put on my pants and my shirt. Y’all ain’t supposed to have snow out here. I could tell how old he was by the way he cussed at me. Then I hid my ladder.
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Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. But before they let me go, the owner mushes me! Hey! I just wanna ask him something.
That’s probably a drink. “Really? It’s too much pressure. Get up, get the trash out before I crack your damn face.” “Shut up. This is what almost MADE ME LAUGH: When I came in the room, the girl looked at me like “hm hm hm.” But I can’t laugh ’cause I’m in daddy mode. You think you give ’em a hard way to go? Can I get a peel his muffin cap back blue?” “Say it with your chest!” “Can I get a peel his muffin cap—” I didn’t know what to do. You bring up personal stuff ’cause you got an attitude. In other words, you ain’t never gonna be a slice, bitch.” “What did you just say to me?” “You heard what the fuck I said.” Here’s the thing— I give Nate a lot of shit. And this time— About an hour.
You ever see somebody lose a fight and talk like they won?
Y’all wanna do what y’all wanna do. It take too long. You know why? With Kim Delgado, Kevin Hart, LeBron James, Shaquille O'Neal. One little girl, right? A married consultant and a young IT tech kick off a flirty game that challenges societal norms — and leads them to re-evaluate their entire lives. Okay.
I’m serious. Stuck in a time loop where it's forever Christmas, a family man who hates the holiday starts to learn valuable lessons about what's important in life. We don’t have this type of time.” We never pulled off. Soon as you get outside, “babe, let me get a sip.” “Uh, bitch, didn’t you just see me buy the juice when I was inside? “Stop.
People feared my uncle. She’s like, “dad, can I have a cookie?” I said, “yeah, baby.
That’s what I caught you by— Your titties. We don’t really give a fuck. As I’m in my speech, he tackles me. She was driving, I’m like, “bitch, you think it’s a game?” She was driving, I’m like, “bitch, you think it’s a game?” You would’ve thought I’d hit her in the head with a bat.
Boo-ya! Thugs always got to give you a speech before they fight. I’m a little drunk. Watch the slush. I don’t play that picking off my plate stuff, ladies. Did somebody request a ride? Kids be teasin’ him. It’s the same dumbass moves that you’ve been doing. #LyftLegend Donald Mac is back on the road! Hey. Said, “Kevin, come here.” Told me to come to the front of the class. Netflix and third parties use cookies (why?). He just said a bunch of stuff. You want to mess with a man’s pride, his goals.
My blood’s in them. I’m not gonna lie. Certain things I do differently. He’s the one scrambling up for me.
No, you’re a liar. Following his 2013 hit stand-up concert movie, Let Me Explain, this groundbreaking, record-setting, sold-out performance of What Now?
Get Kev in the car!
I’m done! Now with that being said, I don’t know if I handled my son’s first gay moment correctly. I’m gonna tell you what pisses me off, ladies. Strap in because D-Mac is taking you for a wild one! “I don’t give a shit. Please.” I need my keys. It riled me up. “Uh, bitch, didn’t you just see me buy the juice when I was inside? Bet money you catch him. My lady think I’m a bitch. I’m not lying. “Stop.
I have nothing against gay people. Stuff my uncle says leaves you in suspense. I’ve never seen anything like it. Hot. Ladies, I’m gonna be honest. Your threats aren’t even the same. You’re a liar. I ain’t never put my hands on my lady. Stop it. Roll ’em.” “What? He was still trying to discipline me. We’re not perfect. A good year for y’all. I really do. I said, “what happened?” This is what my daughter did. Come on, babe. Wrote a note, stapled the note to my chest. I can admit that. No no. We’ve got a bunch of stuff we want you to do. Holding it down. “I’m gone!” Boom!
That thing hot, daddy.” I love him to death though, man. Every time I call you always laughing. Hurry up! All right, let’s go. Laugh Out Loud Network is a joint venture brainchild of Kevin Hart and Lionsgate. Very serious. My friends was in the back and they was like, “oooh! Look at this. I’ve got too many people in my house. “I can’t believe you, Kevin. You don’t know what people are capable of now. Fix it.” That’s when I stopped messing with him. Do it the way I saw you doing it when I told you to do it. I’ll take the trash out. “Hey, stop! Out of nowhere all I hear is, “don’t give her no goddamn cookie!” Scared the shit out of me.
Go ahead. I’m dead serious.
Spend time with me, your man— And the bitch is gone. ’cause I got a big day ahead of me tomorrow. “No!” I don’t know if I handled my son’s situation right. You ever see a girl miss a step? It’s always on a cute night.
Is somebody shuffling cards? I told you. Voted the top comedian of 2009 by "Humor Mill" Magazine, Kevin Hart stars in his second solo standup performance live from Cleveland, Ohio. Uncut. You gonna smack me? Between scenes from his concert in São Paulo's Theatro Municipal, rapper and activist Emicida celebrates the rich legacy of Black Brazilian culture. I said, “okay, he’s good.” I finished talking, I turn back around to check on my son again, a little boy was grinding on my son’s ass. Go to bed.” Smacked me. We small but we big at the same time. Think about it. No no no.
I don’t want nobody judging me. Give him a job. I hate when women cry and try to talk. So you don’t need pants ’cause your dick is out, that’s what you’re telling me?” As soon as his mom leaves— “Hey, come here. Let’s try this.” We’ve got a whole bunch of stuff. So if you wanted some juice, why didn’t you ask for some juice?
That’s my dad. Summary :"Seriously Funny" stars Kevin Hart performing in front of a sold out crowd live from Cleveland, Ohio where he delivers his hilarious and unique brand of comedy.
Get the heel. I said, “go to bed.” He said, “ah” I was so mad. My grandpop. You know when kids play, they just play. Set up an evening for myself, you gonna come back all fast. Recorded live at the Allen Theater, Cleveland, Ohio, STANLEY KUBRICK: THE ROLLING STONE INTERVIEW (1987), AMY SCHUMER: LIVE AT THE APOLLO (2015) – Full Transcript. Nobody knows you have stretch marks.” “Whatever!” Y’all crazy, man. Netflix and third parties use cookies and similar technologies on this website to collect information about your browsing activities which we use to analyse your use of the website, to personalise our services and to customise our online advertisements. My family threw him on me, man. I tried to run it off. I won’t.
Give it to me. I can’t stand that shit.
I didn’t want to know. I’m about to find out whose dick it was. Cold as shit out this bitch, ain’t it? I didn’t see it, I heard it. Let me tell you something. All day, every day. Your nose is in the way. I get mad fast. BEEP! 15 years. I think the guy who won say that. Wayne, my security guard— Wayne got a real big stomach. We don’t have time. I told you to keep it down.
Kill us both!” “Hey. Everybody can’t be a thug. Now you want a sip of my juice, fuck around, take a double sip, I’m left with a little ass sip ’cause your over-thirsty ass want to take a double sip.
He was hype as shit. We both in the car. No, she didn’t. I wake up, get dressed.
He was like, “what?” I said, “look, man. Watch Full Version The Day After Tomorrow Online Backspace. It means a point that you will never go above. “Look look look look look look look.
I’m just smart. Get up.” “I didn’t know. “Hey, babe.
Then get an attitude with me when I get him out. We don’t.
I see some of y’all lookin’ at me with attitude. He got in the oven. I had nothing to do with that. I didn’t know what to do. They’re gonna follow suit. Give it to me. Out of nowhere, I hear a loud bang. * We gettin’ it in, right? Look, it’s always something stupid. Hey, listen. Put on my pants and my shirt. Y’all ain’t supposed to have snow out here. I could tell how old he was by the way he cussed at me. Then I hid my ladder.
Okay? I didn’t want to be involved.
“Put the goddamn jelly on the motherfuckin’ sandwich. Yeah. What’d he say?” “He’s just angry. I’ve never seen anybody fall like that.